Watching John Stewart tear Rob Pattinson a new one on the Daily Show was really exciting. From the moment the pretend vampire hunk hit the stage until the moment that he whimpered off in a hissy, Stewart was on him like white on something white. And when he goaded Pattinson into screaming out, “That slut! That whore!” it was just amazing. My hat is off to you, John Stewart, for doing such a hard hitting interview and for pulling no punches where a lesser man would have whimped out. Alright, so it didn’t quite happen that way. But it should have.